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Re: joke joke joke
by jiloh-shi Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:56 pm
pede ko bang burahin yan, nuknukan ng ka cornihan eh 
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mga jokes na napulot ko..sori in advance kung kurne...
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:08 pm
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
- an oldie, but a goodie one -
Peter invited his mother for dinner.
During the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered,
'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,
you don't suppose she took it do you?'
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.
So he sat down and wrote. . .
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER
The next day, Peter received an email from his mother which read. . .
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED,
SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
- an oldie, but a goodie one -
Peter invited his mother for dinner.
During the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered,
'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,
you don't suppose she took it do you?'
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.
So he sat down and wrote. . .
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER
The next day, Peter received an email from his mother which read. . .
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED,
SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:10 pm
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," the clerk said.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The clerk replied, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age.
If I put my hand down your pants and play with your manhood for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonald's."
...natawa ako dito ewan ko lng kayo kung matatawa din...
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," the clerk said.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The clerk replied, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age.
If I put my hand down your pants and play with your manhood for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonald's."
...natawa ako dito ewan ko lng kayo kung matatawa din...
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:15 pm
AIRPORT SECURITY: What's your name?
PASSENGER: Batman.
AS: Your real name, please.
P: My name IS Batman.
AS: Are you trying to be funny?! What's your surname?
P: Superman.
Airport security handcuffs him & puts him in a locked security facility.
Then they checked his passport (attached).
Technically Batman bin Suparman means Batman is a son of the Suparman Clan....
baka ndi buo yung image...copy niyo nlng yung image...ndi kasi nagautoresize nung preview ko eh..
PASSENGER: Batman.
AS: Your real name, please.
P: My name IS Batman.
AS: Are you trying to be funny?! What's your surname?
P: Superman.
Airport security handcuffs him & puts him in a locked security facility.
Then they checked his passport (attached).
Technically Batman bin Suparman means Batman is a son of the Suparman Clan....
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:16 pm
- Spoiler:
- Malaki ang problema ni Pedro.
Ga-higante ang kanyang... kuwan... 25 inches.
Dahil dito, ayaw siyang pakasalan ni Maria.
Naisip niyang humingi ng tulong kay Manang Belen, ang arbolaryo sa kanilang lugar.
"Naku Pedro", wika ni Manang Belen, "iisa lang ang remedyo sa problema mo.
Kailangan hanapin mo ang mahiwagang loro sa tuktok ng bundok at hilingin mo na pakasalan ka niya.
Tuwing tatanggihan ka ng loro, liliit ng 5 inches ang kuwan mo."
Umakyat si Pedro sa bundok. Nang narating niya ang tuktok, nakita niya ang mahiwagang loro. "Mahiwagang loro, pakasalan mo ako", halos binulong lang ni Pedro sa kaba.
"Ayoko!", sagot ng loro.
Pag silip ni Pedro, 20 inches na lang siya!
"Mahiwagang loro, pakasalan mo ako", mas malakas niyang binigkas.
"Ayoko!", sagot ng loro.
Pag silip ni Pedro, 15 inches na lang siya!
Minsan na lang para matuwa si Maria.
"Mahiwagang loro, pakasalan mo ako", halos napasigaw siya sa galak.
"Ang kulit mo naman!" sumbat ng loro, "Sinabing Ayoko! Ayoko! Ayoko!"
...ayun wla ng bird si pedro..napakakurne ko..hahaha
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:19 pm
May isang grupo ng GUINNESS RESEARCHER para humanap ng bagong record. Ang bago nilang i-reresearch ay ang (world's oldest living person).
Isang araw may nakarating sa kanilang balita na may tao daw sa Pilipinas na ang edad ay 202 yrs. old na nagngangalang MARIA. Walang alinlangang pinuntahan ito ng mga researcher.
Pagdating sa mismong bahay:
Isang araw may nakarating sa kanilang balita na may tao daw sa Pilipinas na ang edad ay 202 yrs. old na nagngangalang MARIA. Walang alinlangang pinuntahan ito ng mga researcher.
Pagdating sa mismong bahay:
- Spoiler:
- RESEARCHER : Tao po?!..
BABAE : Ano po yun?
RESEARCHER : Nandyan po ba si MARIA?
BABAE : Opo, ano pong kailangan nila?
RESEARCHER : Pwede ko po ba syang makita?
BABAE : Teka lang po ha.. MARIA! MARIA! MARIA! may naghahanap sa 'yo
At Bumaba si MARIA...
RESEARCHER : Ikaw po ba si MARIA?
MARIA : Ako nga po. Ano pong maipaglilingkod ko sa kanila?
RESEARCHER : Hindi mo ba alam na ikaw ang kasalukuyang pinakamatandang tao dito sa mundo na buhay pa?...
MARIA : HA?!.. Ako ba?..
RESEARCHER : Ikaw nga! Gusto mo bang ilagay ang pangalan mo dito sa GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORD?
MARIA : Ha?!... Teka lang magpapaalam muna ako...
RESEARCHER : Ha?!.. Kanino ka naman magpapaalam?..
MARIA : Sa tatay ko..
RESEARCHER : HA?!!.. Eh san ba ang tatay mo?...
MARIA : Nasa kwarto dinuduyan si LOLO...
korni ulet
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:20 pm
- Spoiler:
- James: Pare, nanaginip ako kagabi, yung kabataan ko. Nagpunta daw kami ng Family ko sa Amusement park ng family ko. Ang dami raw rides at animals, tapos ang daming candies and snacks at ice cream, tapos ang daming colorful balloons. Ang saya-saya ko daw talaga!
Miguel: Pare ako rin nanaginip kagabi, nasa isang kuwarto daw ako nanonood ng tv, biglang pumasok si Cindy Kurleto naka nighty lang walang underwear, sabay lapit sa akin.
James: Tapos?
Miguel: Nung naghahalikan na kami at nagkakahipuan na, nang biglang pumasok sa kuwarto si Rica Paralejo, naka two piece na string bikini lang, sabay lapit din sa akin.
James: Tapos?
Miguel: Naisip ko, sayang naman si Rica walang partner, so naisip kita ngayon. Ginawa ko kinuha ko yung telepono at tumawag ako sa inyo at hinanap kita.
James: Tapos, tapos! (gigil na tanong)
Miguel: Sabi ng nakasagot wala ka raw, nagpunta ka raw sa Amusement park kasama mo family mo eh.
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:24 pm
Isang bulag ang pumasok sa isang maliit na restaurant.
Sinalubong siya ng waiter at wala sa isip na nagbigay ng menu.
Hindi mo ba napansing bulag ako? Bigyan mo na lang ako ng mga gamit
na tinidor at nang malaman ko kung ano ang kakainin ko! bulyaw ng bulag.
click spoiler for more....
Sinalubong siya ng waiter at wala sa isip na nagbigay ng menu.
Hindi mo ba napansing bulag ako? Bigyan mo na lang ako ng mga gamit
na tinidor at nang malaman ko kung ano ang kakainin ko! bulyaw ng bulag.
click spoiler for more....
- Spoiler:
- Hindi na nagtanong ang nalilitong waiter at kumuha ng dalawang tinidor
na hindi pa hugas at binigay sa bulag. Inamoy ng bulag ang una. Fried
chicken!Hindi ako kumakain ng fried chicken, sabi ng bulag pagkaamoy ng unang
tinidor at inamoy naman ang ikalawang tinidor. Eto, meatloaf, bigyan mo ako niyan.
Namangha ang waiter at dumiretso ito sa kusina para kausapin ang cook na
si Maria. Ang galing noong bulag, oh, amoy pa lang alam na niya ang oorderin
niya, magluto ka nga ng meatloaf, kuwento ng waiter kay Maria.
Nagluto si Maria ng meatloaf at ibinigay sa bulag.
Nasarapan ang customer kaya nagbigay ito ng malaking tip.
Kinabukasan, bumalik ang bulag at nagbigay na naman ng dalawang tinidor
ang waiter para ipaamoy rito. Ito, gusto ko ng porkchop, sabi ng bulag
pagkaamoy pa lang ng unang tinidor.
Sa ikatlong araw, umamoy na naman ang bulag ng dalawang tinidor.
Hindi ako kumakain ng hamburger. Ito namang isa, meatloaf ulit.
Wala na bang bago? reklamo ng bulag.
Teka lang ho, sabi ng waiter sabay labas.Kumuha ng malinis na tinidor ang
waiter at pinahid sa loob ng panty ni Maria para paglaruan ang customer.
Subukan n'yo po ito, sabi ng waiter na iniabot ang tinidor na pinunas sa
panty ni Maria.
Aba!, gulat na sabi ng bulag.
Dito na ba nagtratrabaho si Maria?
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:31 pm
Inusisa ni Totoy ang kanyang tatay...
- Spoiler:
- Totoy: Bakit po masarap ang sex?
Tatay: Kasi, may kiliti o sensation iyon na katulad ng nararamdaman mo pag nangungulangot ka.
Totoy: Bakit po mas nasasarapan ang mga babae kaysa sa mga lalaki sa sex?
Tatay: Gaya ng nasabi ko, ang sex ay parang pangungulangot. Kapag nangungulangot ka, mas nag-e-enjoy ang iyong ilong kesa sa ang iyong daliri.
Totoy: Bakit ayaw po ng mga babae na ginagahasa sila?
Tatay: Iyang panggagahasa eh maihahalintulad sa naglalakad ka sa kalye, tapos, may lumapit sa iyo at kinalikot ang iyong ilong. Magugustuhan mo ba iyon?
Totoy: Bakit po ayaw ng mga babae na makipag-sex pag nireregla sila?
Tatay: Anak, kapag dinudugo ang ilong mo, naangungulangot ka ba?
Totoy: Bakit ayaw po ng mga lalaki na mag-condom kapag nakikipag-sex sila?
Tatay: Ikaw ba eh gusto mong mangulangot na may guwantes ka sa iyong daliri?
Totoy: Bakit po sa pribadong lugar ginagawa ang pakikipag-sex?
Tatay: Mangungulangot ka ba sa harapan ng buong klase mo?
He...he..he...hi..hi.. OO nga naman...o sige..mangulangot na tayo.......
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:33 pm
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
- Spoiler:
- He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
wahahaha
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PINOY TOP FAVORITE FOODS!!!
by mark_simplicidad Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:37 pm
Pinoys Favorite Food
THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT,
so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may
as well dine-in there, and check out their menu; AS
YOU GO ON, IT'S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE
FLAVORFUL!!! (this is based on true facts...)
click spoiler
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THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT,
so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may
as well dine-in there, and check out their menu; AS
YOU GO ON, IT'S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE
FLAVORFUL!!! (this is based on true facts...)
click spoiler
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- Spoiler:
- 1. TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
2. LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
3. HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
4. PORKSILOG - Pork, Sinangag, Itlog
5. CHICKSILOG - Chicken, Sinangag Itlog
6. AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso
7. LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog
8. PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
9. KALOG - Kanin, Itlog
10. PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
11. MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
12. BAHAW - Bakang Inihaw (akala ninyo kaning lamig
ano)
13. KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw
14. HIMAS - Hipon Malasado
15. HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
16. HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan
17. PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo,
Malasado, Laing, Kilawin
18. DILA - Dinuguan, Laing
19. DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo
20. BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
21. BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape,
Molong Pancit
22. kan*** - Kanin, Tortang Talong
23. kan*** PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
24. SIGE kan*** PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang
Talong, Pancit
25. SIGE kan*** PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Pancit - Take out
26. SIGE kan*** PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo
27. SIGE kan*** PAIBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige,
Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out with Ketchup
28. PAkan*** - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
29. PAPAkan*** - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
30. PAPAkan*** KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang
Talong, Kapeng Barako
31. PAkan*** SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
Saging + Yosi
32. PAkan*** KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
Kape
33. PAkan*** KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya,
Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit
34. SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis
35. SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
36. SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
37. SUB O MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
38. SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki,
Kochinta
39. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola
Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis
40. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - ...same as #39,
minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order.
NOW, YOU BELIEVE, FILIPINO CUISINE MENUS CAN BE SO
APPETIZING, SERVE WITH SIZZLING LIBIDO... ENJOY YOUR
MEAL, BON APPETITI!!!
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Re: joke joke joke
by jiloh-shi Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:22 pm
basta green jokes, maasahan talga tong c mark!!!
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Re: joke joke joke
by jhemae Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:30 pm
..hahaha..
..aus sa joke un mark ah..
..astigin..
..aus sa joke un mark ah..
..astigin..
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Re: joke joke joke
by jiloh-shi Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:02 pm
astigin ka pa ha, binasa mu ba lahat, bwahahah, nagi-spam k lang boi
parang ako lang, toinks!!
parang ako lang, toinks!!
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Re: joke joke joke
by francisden Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:19 am
Ganito magbigay ng masamang balita……..
KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw....
"Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala niyo sa bahay-bakasyunan niyo."
"O, Mr. Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka? May problema ba?
"Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay ang alaga niyong parrot."
"'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa bird show?
"Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po."
"Putris ... sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos ko sa ibong 'yon. Hay, buhay! Teka, ano nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?"
"E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne...."
"Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpakain sa kanya ng bulok na karne?"
"W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay na kabayo."
"Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Mr Arnaldo?"
"E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir. Namatay po kasi lahat sila sa pagod, kahihila ng kariton ng tubig."
"Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng tubbbiiiiggggg?"
"'Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog."
"Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi mo?"
"'Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo.... Tumumba po 'yung isang nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab 'yung kurtina at mabilis na kumalat ang apoy...."
"Ano? Puuut.... E, may kuryente naman diyan sa bahay-bakasyunan, a. Para saan 'yung kandila?"
"Para sa burol po."
"Ano? Kaninong burol?
"Sa nanay n'yo po, Sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating dito nu'ng isang gabi, walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Binaril ko."
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hehehe
KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw....
"Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala niyo sa bahay-bakasyunan niyo."
"O, Mr. Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka? May problema ba?
"Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay ang alaga niyong parrot."
"'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa bird show?
"Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po."
"Putris ... sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos ko sa ibong 'yon. Hay, buhay! Teka, ano nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?"
"E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne...."
"Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpakain sa kanya ng bulok na karne?"
"W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay na kabayo."
"Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Mr Arnaldo?"
"E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir. Namatay po kasi lahat sila sa pagod, kahihila ng kariton ng tubig."
"Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng tubbbiiiiggggg?"
"'Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog."
"Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi mo?"
"'Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo.... Tumumba po 'yung isang nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab 'yung kurtina at mabilis na kumalat ang apoy...."
"Ano? Puuut.... E, may kuryente naman diyan sa bahay-bakasyunan, a. Para saan 'yung kandila?"
"Para sa burol po."
"Ano? Kaninong burol?
"Sa nanay n'yo po, Sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating dito nu'ng isang gabi, walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Binaril ko."
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:45 am
eto joke ulit....
Wowowee Scandal
Napulot ko lang sa tabi-tabi, pakidelete na lang po kung repost, di ko lang mapigilan tumawa har har har
Hephep hooray !!!
Nun October 5, sa Wowowee game portion na Hep Hep Hooray! namimili nang Rexona girl of the day sabi ni Willie ipakita ang may pinaka makinis at maputing armpit.... nang itinaas ni Lola ang damit para ipakita ang kanyang armpit, lumabas ang hinde dapat lumabas. wehehehe...
Wowowee Scandal
Napulot ko lang sa tabi-tabi, pakidelete na lang po kung repost, di ko lang mapigilan tumawa har har har
Hephep hooray !!!
Nun October 5, sa Wowowee game portion na Hep Hep Hooray! namimili nang Rexona girl of the day sabi ni Willie ipakita ang may pinaka makinis at maputing armpit.... nang itinaas ni Lola ang damit para ipakita ang kanyang armpit, lumabas ang hinde dapat lumabas. wehehehe...
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Re: joke joke joke
by jiloh-shi Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:58 am
hhahha, nakita ko n rin yan, kktawa, may vid yata sa youtube
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Re: joke joke joke
by mark_simplicidad Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:18 am
mahaba to...
jiloh pakispoiler na lng kung alin dapat ispoiler, pero cool tong joke na tO!!!
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
click spoiler to continue
jiloh pakispoiler na lng kung alin dapat ispoiler, pero cool tong joke na tO!!!
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
click spoiler to continue
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- Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"
The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
tense.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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Re: joke joke joke
by jiloh-shi Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:30 am
ganun, ako pa talga taga spoiler, haha
old skul pero pede narin, haha
old skul pero pede narin, haha
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Re: joke joke joke
by solwaysta Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:44 am
nyahahahaha..amfafanit nyu..tae nga..
mali2 din sagot ku dun a..
mali2 din sagot ku dun a..
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Re: joke joke joke
by jhemae Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:54 pm
..hahahah..
..malibog k kac tong..
..napaghahalta..
..malibog k kac tong..
..napaghahalta..
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